Wait a minute, what's all this then?
The Chronicles of the Ironic Catfish are the tales of an unfortunate fish who was cursed with a terrible power: around him, irony is a force with a vengeance. Try to hit him with an axe? Don't be surprised when your head pops off. Throw him into a fire? Better hope you're fireproof.
Try to be his friend? Not for long.
The Chronicles also detail the lives of various acquaintences and contemporaries of the Ironic Catfish, with their own quirks and capabilities. So read, enjoy, and avoid this fish at all costs.
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